5 Things Women Do That Men Just Don’t Do
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I’m not going to say that all women are insane.
I’m not going to say it.
I will, however, say that I’ve seen some women do some pretty insane things that only women would do. Yes, that’s what I’ll say. From seriously dating Mike Tyson to buying up billboard ad space to call out your cheating husband, women are usually more inclined to do things that most men would think of as totally irrational and devoid of clear thought. Now this is not all women (for all of you out there who are going to IMMEDIATELY go the, “men do stupid stuff route”). And yes, I know men do stupid stuff, though its usually to impress a woman.
Anyway, I see you wondering what kind of things I’m talking about. Good. You’re on candid camera.
1. Walk right into traffic and expect an oncoming car to yield…and be okay with it
I’ve seen this with my own two eyes more than once in the past few days. Women – usually fairly attractive women – just plod right out into the street, not even at a crosswalk, with an oncoming car and stare down the driver as if he is doing something wrong for imposing on her lifespace. This baffles me greatly. These women aren’t even breaking stride. It’s like white privelege except it involves 2-ton vehicles and something that swears its under 120 pounds and a size 6. Most men are more cautious about these things. Mainly because we respect the steel. And I don’t think its that women don’t know, I think some women just don’t give a flying Fig Newton. Maybe its a part of women’s lib, “I am woman, you will stop.” Who knew so many women disrespected Detroit like that?
2. Loudcap a man who looks like he’ll murder you and your little dog too
I”ve said it time and time again, but dumb girls will get you dead. I’m not sure why women think that they can say what they want to whoever they want with very little repercussion. Or maybe they expect their men to stand up for them. Newsflash, chica. Your man wants to give you to ole dude since you are slowly decreasing his likelihood of seeing tomorrow. My sister is like this. She’ll flick off on anybody. Anywhere. If you put a gun in your face, she’ll call you a b*tch and threaten you to pull the trigger. Men like to size up situations first – unless liquor or pride is at its max. We’ll think about that stuff first AND then be like, “my bad homey, you know I didn’t mean to slap myself with your hand like that. You can put your gun up doggy snacks. In fact, let me apologize by buying YOU a drink for putting my arm in your way.” You might call him a b*tch, I call him alive.
3. Date the male equivalent of Precious because he made you laugh
We covered this yesterday, but yeah. Stop it. Truly busted shall not overcome. Even Martin knew that.
4. Quit a job to go in full pursuit of a relationship
This has to be the stupidest move in the history of relationships. Mostly because the two are not intertwined. And mostly because ain’t nan woman gonna date a man with no job. Oh and ladies, we like women with jobs. It tells us that you have your own. There are hit songs dedicated to this concept. I love her ‘cuz she’s got her own. Some guys love you because you pay taxes. And who the f*ck treats finding a man like a full time job precluding maintaing another job anyway? Oh right, she does.
5. Talk back to police
Perhaps because of the healthy distrust that all Black men have for police, we just do what it takes to expedite the traffic stop. Women? Nooooooo, they have to question the police officer and let him know that “our” rights are being violated. I’ve actually seen a dude go to jail because his girl wouldn’t shut up. And she couldn’t bail him out. Oh well, he should have dated a white girl.
Anyway, folks, is there anything else that women will do that a man would never do? Iknow you know. And you know that Iknow you know.
Let’s all know together.
Buh-ring it.
And make sure that it’s buh-rought.